1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:02,120 There he goes. 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:06,280 His name is Harold Sneed. 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,320 He's a medium, a psychic. 4 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:16,680 The question is one of motive, then. 5 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,920 Well, you met the man. 6 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,760 Why would any of these people want to kill him? 7 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:25,240 First up is the factotum, one Ayesha Jean-Baptiste, 8 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:26,960 then Miss Geraldine Mercer... 9 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:28,480 I just got a phone call 10 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,440 confirming I was on the list. 11 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,240 Our old friend, Mr Ada Dredge. 12 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,440 Mr Sneed and I are on very good terms. 13 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:36,920 Ved Chopra. 14 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,680 A car, struck her. 15 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,520 And the spinster, Mr Plumchute, Clara and Amelia. 16 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,840 Money was of little interest to... 17 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,600 poor Mr Sneed. 18 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:48,880 I don't charge... 19 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,680 Sorry, I didn't mean to distress you, Miss... 20 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,080 - Uh, Trottie. - Reggie Winters, Colonel. 21 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:54,440 Sneed used his tricks 22 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,320 to get all sorts of shady contacts. 23 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,160 The prints on the dagger belonged to Hopper, 24 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,600 an executed Nazi. 25 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:03,200 Harold Sneed was murdered by a dead man. 26 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:08,960 Where are we going? 27 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,960 Uh, isn't that what we all ask 28 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,640 ourselves every day, Inspector? 29 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,240 No, where are we actually going? 30 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,560 - Are you a believer? - In what? 31 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:20,320 The eldritch, the uncanny, the supernatural. 32 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,200 Uh, no, I wouldn't say so. 33 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,000 I mean, I, I don't walk under ladders. 34 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,080 Highly prudent. 35 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,320 And I say good morning to magpies. 36 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,040 It'd be rude not to. 37 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,880 It's deeper than that, though, isn't it? 38 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,200 Scratch the veneer of civilization, 39 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,200 it's extraordinary what tosh people believe. 40 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:52,840 Take this case, for example. 41 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:53,920 Here we have a group 42 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,560 of perfectly rational-seeming human beings, 43 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:59,800 content to sit around a table holding hands, 44 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,200 or rather, wrists, 45 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,920 trying to get in touch with the departed. 46 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,320 Yeah, well, someone got into very close touch 47 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,600 with the departed, didn't they? 48 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,920 Sent Harold Sneed up to the pearly gates. 49 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,080 Quite. 50 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,160 But a dead man's hand... 51 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,720 did not wield that knife, Inspector. 52 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,840 So how was it done, then, huh? 53 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,520 How did Harrison Hopper's fingerprints 54 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:29,840 end up on the dagger? 55 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,280 Ah! 56 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,400 - Hang on, I mean this is... - Yes, 57 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:54,920 the Black Museum, 58 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,800 Scotland Yard's infamous museum of crime. 59 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,240 Oh, and I thought I'd ask along 60 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,280 the city's foremost expert on violent death. 61 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,520 I know how much she'll enjoy it. 62 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,640 This is the best day ever! 63 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,320 The pattern book. 64 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,840 We all of us develop habits. 65 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,040 We tend to go to the same grocers, 66 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,680 cobblers, bakers. 67 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,120 We wear a groove into our own lives, 68 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,760 a groove that can be analysed. 69 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,680 We need to find out everything we can 70 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:01,000 about all the people who attended the fatal seance. 71 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,400 And there's really no better way 72 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,120 than by scrutinizing their spending habits. 73 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,840 You and I shall adopt the guises of twittery persons 74 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,800 and go about our business. 75 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,240 Madam. 76 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,320 Oh. 77 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,680 Oh, I beg your-- 78 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,920 Oh! 79 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Ah! 80 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,840 - Good afternoon. - Hello again. 81 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,680 Is it a terrible cliche to say we must stop meeting like this? 82 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,000 Off taking your constitutional? 83 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,840 Ye-yes, that's right, yes. 84 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,320 Old habits. 85 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,320 Can't bear being cooped up. 86 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,920 I sometimes watch the poor beggars in the zoo, 87 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,480 pacing up and down. 88 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:19,960 - I, I'd go crackers. 89 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,680 Chap must get out and about. 90 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:23,600 Where are you...? 91 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,920 Oh, I, I'm just off to the haberdasher's. 92 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,080 Oh, winter drawers on. 93 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:33,640 Well... 94 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,200 Yes, I must let you get on. 95 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,600 Uh, perhaps-- 96 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:40,920 Yes? 97 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,920 Perhaps you might like to take tea sometime. 98 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,640 Perhaps. 99 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:51,720 My card. 100 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:03,560 Thank you. 101 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:22,320 Like a reliquary for disreputable saints, 102 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 nooses, 103 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,400 false footprint makers, death masks. 104 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,840 Oh, I've always wanted to come here. 105 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:33,000 [chuckles] Mm, well, sir, 106 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,840 the Black Museum's not open to the public, as you know. 107 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,040 The public? 108 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,320 A special dispensation can be made. 109 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,240 Any friend of Mr Churchill. 110 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,120 So why are we here? 111 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,160 You've had a break-in, Mr Kendall, haven't you? 112 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,520 What? No, don't be ridiculous. 113 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:50,920 A break-in at Scotland Yard? 114 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,600 - Are you sure? - Positive. 115 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:54,840 Been watching them in here for 20 year, and I've ne-- 116 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,760 Broken window pane back there, 117 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,800 now stuffed with a newspaper, a recent newspaper, 118 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,360 seems to be the point of entry. 119 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:05,120 Residue of crushed glass on the carpet leading here. 120 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,720 No mystery as to why you mightn't have heard anything. 121 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,000 Aye. 122 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,440 Well, if you'd drunk as much whiskey 123 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:11,800 as I can smell on you today, 124 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,600 you were probably sleeping like a baby when it happened. 125 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,640 - How dare you? I had... 126 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,080 It m-must have been kids, sir. 127 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,320 - Nothing was taken. - Outside, Kendall. Outside! 128 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,520 I'll deal with you in a minute. 129 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,040 So what, what's in here, then? 130 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,120 Nora? 131 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,720 Stuff from the Harrison Hopper case, of course. 132 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,960 I knew you'd know. I knew she'd know. 133 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:40,440 Lock's been forced recently. 134 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,240 Harrison Hopper's confession. 135 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,120 Alongside the noose that hanged him 136 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,760 and a cast of his face. 137 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:50,520 Yeah, they did a plaster cast 'cause he was so notorious. 138 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,680 It was very common once upon a time. 139 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,480 Burke, with Burke and Hare, they did him. 140 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,800 A cast of his face and-- 141 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,120 And his hands. 142 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,240 - Oh, I see. - Nothing's been stolen, 143 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:07,080 but clear signs of interference here, Inspector, 144 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:10,120 and residual traces of wax. 145 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,720 Someone's been copying Harrison Hopper's fingerprints. 146 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,440 Clever, clever. 147 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:15,880 The easiest thing in the world, then, 148 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,200 to make another impression from the wax mold 149 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:21,440 and transfer the fingerprints to the hilt of the dagger. 150 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,040 But why? 151 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:24,640 Message for you, Inspector. 152 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,520 Morris has made a discovery. 153 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,200 First time for everything. 154 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:42,440 Geraldine Mercer isn't Geraldine Mercer. 155 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,240 No? 156 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:48,520 She used to be Geraldine Hopper. 157 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,440 This is Cinegraph News, 158 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,600 Harrison Hopper is no more. 159 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,080 The treacherous Briton, 160 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,720 who did so much to undermine morale 161 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,800 on behalf of his Nazi paymasters, 162 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,880 has kept one final appointment... 163 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,200 with the gallows. 164 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,840 Seen here taking exercise before his trial, 165 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,960 Hopper threw himself upon the mercy of British justice 166 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,120 and justice found him wanting. 167 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,920 On January 3rd, 1946, at Wandsworth Jail, 168 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,640 he met his final end. 169 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,000 Who will mourn him? 170 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,920 No loyal Briton, that's for sure. 171 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:43,960 It's not fair! 172 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,000 I've had the best day doing something 173 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,080 I'm actually interested in and then you wanna go-- 174 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,040 Life is not fair, young lady. 175 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,640 You better get used to it. 176 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,120 Now, cook. 177 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,600 Cook! 178 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,080 Be gentle with her, Yusuf, it's that age. 179 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,200 That age? 180 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,000 She was always like that, 181 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,000 even when my brother was alive. 182 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,400 Head in the clouds, 183 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,840 thinking things a young lady should not be thinking. 184 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,480 Well, that's a matter of opinion. 185 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,280 Come on, they've brought Geraldine back in. 186 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,040 Mr Book. 187 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,240 The Kormoz. 188 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,240 Oh, is that the special? Well, I look forward-- 189 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,720 No, the Kormoz, the spirits. 190 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,240 My niece says you are involved with them. 191 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:33,920 In a sense. 192 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:37,000 It is best not to meddle with these things, my friend. 193 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,800 These spirits, these ghosts, 194 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,560 they are devils. 195 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,280 They come back to Earth from the underworld, 196 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:48,440 Tamag and they do not wish us well. 197 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,000 Be careful, my friend. Be very careful. 198 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,040 They only bring death. 199 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:46,440 Harrison Hopper was my father, yes. 200 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,520 You'll perhaps understand why I didn't mention the fact, 201 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,200 and why I changed my name, 202 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,120 but what has this got to do with-- 203 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,320 What, what was your relationship like with him? 204 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,640 We'd had no contact with him for years. 205 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,160 O- o-once he began to show his true colours, 206 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,120 my mother and I, we had no truck with him. 207 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,600 Then he was all over the papers, 208 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,840 propagandising for the Nazis. 209 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,240 It was horrible. 210 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,600 It, it was easier to regard him as having died. 211 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,320 And then he did, 212 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,040 executed by the state. 213 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,120 Convicted, we now believe, 214 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,520 on evidence provided by Harold Sneed. 215 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,440 I, I, I had no idea. 216 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,720 Nevertheless, miss, 217 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,720 there's a clear link between you and the murdered man. 218 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,400 Now, now, Mr, Mr Book here has been kind enough 219 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,880 to show us how your father's fingerprints 220 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,280 ended up on the murder weapon. 221 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:49,120 I, I didn't shed a single tear when my father died, believe me. 222 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:53,080 I- if Harold Sneed had anything to do with his arrest a-- 223 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,200 and subsequent execution, then I, I knew nothing of it. 224 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,320 I'd far more likely to have shaken his hand 225 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,840 than to have stabbed him with a dagger. 226 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,560 She broke into the museum, 227 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,600 used a cast of her father's hands to make the prints 228 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,360 and then she used the dagger to murder Sneed. 229 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,360 - Motive? - Revenge, obviously. 230 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,600 On the man whose evidence sent her father to the gallows. 231 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:19,680 Why would she? 232 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,200 Why would she deliberately create 233 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,120 a direct link back to herself? 234 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,560 It doesn't make any sense. 235 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,880 He has a point, Morris. 236 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,960 Well, 237 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,400 it's the psychology, innit? 238 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,520 That's what you're always banging on about, Book. 239 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,800 She wanted her dad's dabs to be all over that crime, 240 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,720 even if it meant her swinging for it. 241 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,320 We have to charge her. 242 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,120 He's right. 243 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,200 How does Moliere have it? 244 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,840 "Unreasonable haste is the direct road to error." 245 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,600 Yeah, well, Moliere didn't have the chief constable 246 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,240 breathing down his ruddy neck. 247 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,440 The pattern, Book. 248 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:26,000 Stand someone a pint or, or buy a paper off them. 249 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,440 Get talking to them about the test match 250 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,440 or, or, or the war trials, and suddenly 251 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,120 they're your best pal. 252 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,120 I mean, it's like this 253 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,360 massive network of people behind counters, isn't it? 254 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,560 And, I mean, it's right across London, 255 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,320 with Trottie as the sort of... 256 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,200 ...wallpaper paste that holds it all together. 257 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,280 Precisely. 258 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,840 As a method of gathering information, 259 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:48,960 it's invaluable, 260 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,320 and as a metaphor, that's gorgeous. 261 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,600 Could we all form a circle, please? 262 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,120 Well? 263 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,840 Well... 264 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,560 - Report. - Oh, right. 265 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,360 Yeah, uh, Professor Chopra. 266 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,160 Yeah, he's a deep one. 267 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,320 Doesn't seem to spend much on anything. 268 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,280 Grocers, ironmongers, tailors. 269 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:15,640 Man of very simple taste, except when it comes to travel. 270 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,880 Exotic travel. 271 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,480 You shouldn't even be here. 272 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:19,600 Exotic travel? 273 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:21,760 Strictly domestic. 274 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,200 Chap called Fancy at St. Pancras. 275 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,440 Oh, dear old Fancy. 276 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,080 Now, he said that he noticed the professor 277 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,240 a lot. 278 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,880 He said that he used to get the train up to Scotland 279 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,040 every week for months on months. 280 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,040 Scotland is where the hit-and-run occurred, isn't it? 281 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,120 Yeah. 282 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,080 Lakshmi? 283 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,720 Lakshmi?! 284 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,040 Lakshmi?! 285 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:08,840 Lakshmi?! 286 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,440 Visiting the scene of the accident, perhaps. 287 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,000 And then suddenly, 288 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,760 he just stopped going up there. 289 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,840 Maybe that's when he started attending the seances. 290 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:20,920 Hmm. 291 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,840 Could we all hold hands, please? 292 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,360 Do you have a date for the last visit to Scotland? 293 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:27,840 Top pocket. 294 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,040 And what about the Miss' Plumchute? 295 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,560 Hmm, usual stuff. 296 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,560 They patronise their local butcher, baker, grocer, 297 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,440 the odd bottle of sherry from Fortnum's. 298 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,840 But they have an unexpected account 299 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,520 with a gentleman's outfitter. 300 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,640 Not local. 301 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,000 Very much not. Well away from where they live. 302 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,760 What have they been buying recently? 303 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,720 Two pairs of men's trousers. 304 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,320 Cavalry twill. 305 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,280 Yes, how did you-- 306 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,920 Could we all hold wrists, please? 307 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,080 Hold with the right, be held by the left. 308 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,320 An unbroken circle. 309 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,600 But someone broke it, didn't they? 310 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,600 Someone. 311 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,160 Hmm. Who's next? 312 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,320 Uh, Mrs Dredge. 313 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,400 We know most about her, of course. 314 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,840 She seemed low on funds. 315 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,840 Waiting for Mr Harkup's inheritance, as we know. 316 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,000 Miss Mercer, she has a standing order 317 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,760 at a florist in Knightsbridge. 318 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,200 Once a month, Edelweiss. 319 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,240 Edelweiss? 320 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,400 Yeah, special order. Pricey. 321 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,320 Where does it go, this Edelweiss? 322 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,400 Brompton Road Cemetery. 323 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,600 It's her mother's grave. 324 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,720 Beerbohm Tree, 325 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,360 Lily Langtree, 326 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,120 Lily of the Valley. 327 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,920 Ah, and what about Ayesha? 328 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,280 Well, you remember 329 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,280 Sneed told her she worked in a circus. 330 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,920 - Yes. - Turned out to be true. 331 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,080 She was a magician's assistant, it seems, amongst other things. 332 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,000 Got herself injured doing some acrobatics, 333 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,920 and then gave it all up to work for Sneed. 334 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,360 And she's never spoken? 335 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,160 No. 336 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,400 Rossini, the circus owner, swears it. 337 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,400 He rescued her from a fire when she was a child. 338 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,800 Says she's dumb as a wall. 339 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,600 Nothing much else to report on her. 340 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,880 Cook, valet, bottle washer to Sneed. 341 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,040 She did all the grocery shopping. 342 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,440 Oh, but she bought a lot of muslin. 343 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,320 Of course she did. 344 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,680 How else do you think they produce ectoplasm? 345 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,720 Edelweiss symbolises courage 346 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,200 or devotion, 347 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,640 which rather backs up Miss Mercer's story 348 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,240 about the ordeal she and her mother went through. 349 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:17,280 Or rather, it backs up Miss Hopper's story. 350 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,480 Hopper? 351 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,640 Geraldine is Harrison Hopper's daughter. 352 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:22,840 Hmm, blimey. 353 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,640 Can I see all those, your findings? 354 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,280 And what did you find out about the victim himself? 355 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,480 Well, starting from the top-- 356 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,560 Literally. 357 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,040 His syrup of figs. 358 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,040 Sneed had three wigs, in fact, 359 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,880 each representing different stages of length. 360 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,640 So he could pretend it was growing. 361 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,040 He patronised Wendover's-- 362 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,760 - Expensive. - Quite, 363 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,080 and got his wigs regularly attended to there. 364 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,320 Three syrups, all kept spruce. 365 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,800 So Sneed had a bit of money. 366 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:53,440 And he just got two brand-new suits made. 367 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,800 More money, 368 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,440 and yet he didn't charge, apparently. 369 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,960 Underwear from Jermyn Street. 370 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,840 Silk, monogrammed. 371 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,400 Well, what is it? 372 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,480 All these notes, 373 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,720 all these records, 374 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,200 there's something you've missed. 375 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,560 Oh? 376 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,760 They've been spending less. 377 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,680 There's been a small but significant decrease 378 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,920 in their spending over the past few months, 379 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:27,760 apart from... 380 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:29,760 Huh. 381 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,800 Capital work, Nora. 382 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,280 Capital. 383 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,080 Well, that would seem to make sense of it. 384 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,440 Make sense of what? 385 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,360 What this case appears to be about. 386 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:40,640 And what's that? 387 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,040 Blackmail, of course. 388 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,720 A little case of spirits, 389 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,360 but who has done the deed? 390 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,840 For blackmail is the key 391 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,640 to the death of Harold Sneed. 392 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,440 Miss Mercer was Miss Hopper. 393 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,600 Now she sits and bides her time, 394 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,320 as the professor told a whopper... 395 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,320 ...about the motor 396 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,360 and the crime. 397 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,280 The dear ladies in their velveteen, 398 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,800 doing good deeds for the poor. 399 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,920 But there's something else lurking 400 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,560 behind their saintly mission door. 401 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,600 Ayesha speaks no evil, 402 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,200 nor can she speak at all. 403 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,080 Of the unlamented Harold Sneed 404 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,600 and the mystery 405 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,520 of his fall. 406 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,640 And what of Mr Ada Dredge, 407 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,840 living well beyond her means? 408 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,880 The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. 409 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,320 He makes me lie down in green pastures, he restoreth my soul. 410 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,600 Jesus, because you only know well, 411 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:00,680 God, pray for us in this matter. 412 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,200 Sans son, 413 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,320 sans cash, 414 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,400 sans husband... 415 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,480 Hail, Mary, full of grace 416 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,560 the Lord is with thee. 417 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,720 And living on her dreams. 418 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,320 Sorry, dog. 419 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,480 Helps me think. 420 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,080 We had no idea, Mr Book, that you... 421 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,560 you have the gift yourself. 422 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,200 Oh, well, I make no great claims, ladies, 423 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,440 but my mother always said 424 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,440 she could see around corners, as it were. 425 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,680 - Tea leaves? - Oh, you could never stop her. 426 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,480 Always emptying out the Darjeeling 427 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:12,960 and predicting the future, 428 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,440 sometimes before we'd finished drinking it. 429 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,560 So perhaps it's no surprise that I've, uh, 430 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,240 inherited some of her gifts. 431 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,960 Why are we all here, though, and what is this in aid of? 432 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,160 Well, we're hoping that my husband 433 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,320 might be able to make contact with Mr Sneed himself. 434 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,600 Oh, God help us. 435 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,200 Well, it's a little unorthodox, 436 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,080 but I have every faith in Mr Book here. 437 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,320 You just wait, young man. 438 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,400 I have seen such wonders, 439 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,200 manifestations, 440 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,520 even heard the heavenly choir itself once. 441 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,200 A host of angels singing in perfect, 442 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,240 blissful harmony, pure, sublime, impossibly beautiful. 443 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,040 Oh, yeah? Where was that? 444 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,320 Cockfosters. 445 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,600 Sergeant Morris, if you'd be so good as to, uh, 446 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,920 lower the lights. 447 00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,560 Now, 448 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,560 let us all join hands in the prescribed manner. 449 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,520 Hold with the right, 450 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,160 be held by the left. 451 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,280 Spirits, 452 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,320 spirits, are you there? 453 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,640 Are you there? 454 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,240 If so, give us a sign. 455 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,920 Spirits... 456 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,120 - Surprise, surprise. - Morris! 457 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,200 Are you there? 458 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:28,840 Are you there? 459 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,640 The veil is lifting. 460 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,040 Yes, they are coming through, 461 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,600 coming through now. 462 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,280 Oh, hello. 463 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,320 Evening, friends. Charming night for it. 464 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:43,960 Who's this? 465 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:48,600 I'll take the high road, and you'll take the low road, 466 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:52,200 and I'll be in Scotland before evening. 467 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,520 Oh, it's Harry Lauder! 468 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,120 It's Sir Harry Lauder. 469 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,200 Blimey. 470 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,720 I didn't think he was dead. 471 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,640 Hey, well, I have to be going now. 472 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,960 Listen. 473 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,320 Oh, they're the dear, dear things. 474 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:11,760 Strotford? 475 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,720 Strotford, is that you? 476 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,520 Um, yes. 477 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,480 I'm so proud of you, darling. 478 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,120 Doing very well, aren't you? 479 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,560 I still see you now 480 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,440 with your little blue pinafore dress, 481 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,120 always rushing around. 482 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,080 You always had time for my suet and custard, didn't you? 483 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,200 Ah! That's my Auntie Winnie. 484 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,480 I know it. 485 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,320 That was her favourite recipe. She always-- 486 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,840 So... 487 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,240 we are all gathered again. 488 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,240 Oh, it's him. 489 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,520 It's Mr Sneed. Oh, poor soul. 490 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,520 I hope you are at peace now. 491 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,200 All is well, dear lady. 492 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,720 I bear no ill will to anyone. 493 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,240 Death was a release-- 494 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,160 - A release? - from the guilt. 495 00:28:58,760 --> 00:28:59,840 What do you mean? 496 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,720 My crimes, 497 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,760 what I was doing to you all. 498 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,320 Ah! 499 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,840 Oh, great heavens! A man-, a manifestation. 500 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,920 Take my hand, dear lady. 501 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,000 Let me feel an earthly touch 502 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,800 one last time. 503 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,040 What the hell? 504 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,120 Sorry for the charade. 505 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,120 I thought it the best way to explain to you 506 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,520 how you've been deceived, 507 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,000 how you've all been deceived. 508 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,240 It was a parlour trick, as I've said all along. 509 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,920 Like that, Nora. 510 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,000 Clever little thing, old trick of Houdini's. 511 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,520 This is how it's usually done. 512 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,280 I just use my knee. 513 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,480 Presto, no mystery. 514 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,360 The lights are lowered, 515 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,040 we all join hands, 516 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,200 I do a bit of judicious heavy breathing 517 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,680 and give the impression of being in a trance, 518 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:57,760 throw in a bit of celebrity... 519 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,200 Apologies, I thought Sir Harry Lauder was dead 520 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,840 and off we go. 521 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,560 Sorry so shamelessly to use 522 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,880 your aunt's suet pudding, Trottie, 523 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,920 but it served as an easy example. 524 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,000 The medium simply gathers as much intelligence as possible 525 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,800 about the people around the table 526 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,400 and the rest is guesswork. 527 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,960 But we all had our hands joined. 528 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,040 How did you-- 529 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,120 Another trick of Houdini's: 530 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,480 pliable metal. 531 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,200 I simply clamp it to the wrist 532 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,520 of the person next to me. 533 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,600 When I let go, 534 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,400 it feels as if the wrist is still being held. 535 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,480 Oh my! 536 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,440 And then, in the darkness, 537 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,240 the medium's hand is free to do whatever they like, 538 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,320 including shoving a luminous rubber glove 539 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,320 onto the end of their foot... 540 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,400 Voila! 541 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,440 The cold, dead hand of the spirit. 542 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,400 - And then, down there, 543 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,520 a useful way 544 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,280 of turning off the lights. 545 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,360 This is all very well, 546 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,000 but, but it doesn't tell us who killed Harold Sneed. 547 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,160 Oh, but it does, Inspector, it does. 548 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,880 That was the moment it happened, 549 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,720 that the unbroken circle was briefly interrupted, 550 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,680 leaving someone free to stick the dagger 551 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,280 into Harold Sneed's chest. 552 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,120 But who? 553 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,160 Everyone present at that seance 554 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,320 had been very carefully chosen. 555 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,600 Because they were being blackmailed? 556 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,680 Yes. 557 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,080 Something Sneed said to me. 558 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,600 All I offer, 559 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,120 is a little comfort, a little hope. 560 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,360 My clients-- 561 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,920 Your customers. 562 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,360 Well, hardly. I don't charge. 563 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,760 They see me as a, 564 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,600 a confidant. 565 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,480 A, a father confessor, if you will. 566 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,440 All those little secrets 567 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,160 Sneed's sitters let slip, harvested. 568 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,240 Perfect fodder for the seances, of course 569 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,400 but also for blackmailing them. 570 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,640 Blackmailing people like... 571 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,600 Professor Chopra. 572 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,080 Lakshmi! 573 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,720 Lakshmi! 574 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:00,520 Lakshmi! 575 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,320 Remember what he said at the interview? 576 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,880 The police said they could do nothing. 577 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,440 The driver, 578 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,600 there were no witnesses, so, 579 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,280 it was impossible to trace her. 580 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,320 Her. He said her. 581 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,280 There were no witnesses. 582 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,120 How did the professor know the driver was a woman? 583 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,320 All those trips you made to Scotland, Professor, 584 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,720 to visit the scene of the crime or to track down the driver? 585 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,920 The driver whom only you had seen. 586 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 Nora? 587 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,120 Newspaper cutting from six months 588 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,920 after your daughter's accident. 589 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,280 "Death of the Honourable Jane Clement. 590 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,160 Someone sabotaged the brakes of her sports car." 591 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,800 I did a little digging. 592 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,880 She lived near to your holiday home 593 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,160 at the time in question. 594 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:01,760 Do you think that... 595 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,800 Do you think the professor tracked her down 596 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,280 and took the law into his own hands? 597 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,520 You have no proof. 598 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:09,640 No, 599 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,920 I have no proof. 600 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,080 Next, Emelia and Clara Plumchute. 601 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,400 Charming ladies-- 602 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,560 But with a secret? 603 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000 You're getting the idea. 604 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,320 You see, after we lost Teddy-- 605 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,400 In the war. 606 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,640 - The previous war. - The Great War. 607 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,360 - The war to end all wars. - Oh, yeah. 608 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,880 Oh, the horrible irony of that. 609 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:28,960 If any of us had known-- 610 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,040 How could we had known... 611 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,240 that a few wretched years later-- 612 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,320 It would all happen again. 613 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,680 - And poor Teddy sacrificed-- - All for nothing. 614 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,320 Jack, remember what I said to you 615 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,720 outside the homeless mission? 616 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,200 No. 617 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,320 Oh. 618 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,400 But I did write it down. 619 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,120 You're learning. 620 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,040 "Handiwork as distinctive 621 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,240 as the brushwork of an old master." 622 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:50,680 Whose handiwork? 623 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,240 Harold Gillies. 624 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,560 The plastic surgeon? 625 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,320 The plastic surgeon. 626 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,800 Pioneered reconstructive surgery 627 00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,440 for hundreds of men coming home from the Western Front. 628 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,440 But your brother didn't come home, did he? 629 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,840 He was killed. Oh... 630 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,200 That's what we needed everyone 631 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,320 to believe. 632 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,120 Poor Teddy. 633 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,640 He deserted, you see. 634 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,080 We had no choice. We took him in or... 635 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,280 - ...he'd have been shot. - Executed. 636 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,360 For cowardice. 637 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,320 You've been sheltering him all these years? 638 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,400 And giving the poor old soldier 639 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,240 a measure of dignity via his cavalry twill. 640 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,920 And Sneed knew this? 641 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:38,840 Evidently. 642 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,320 What about Mrs Dredge? 643 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,440 It wasn't an accidental overdose. 644 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,320 She, she did him in? 645 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,640 No, it was suicide. 646 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,600 "Did I do the right thing?" 647 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,600 Mrs Dredge's own words at the seance. 648 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:15,520 Alf, deliberately drank too much of the morphine 649 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,520 and all I did was-- 650 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,640 Was to remove the suicide note. 651 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,000 Alf had been writing that night, 652 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,840 hence his inky fingers. 653 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,160 You see, Alf Dredge was a fervent Roman Catholic 654 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:28,240 and suicide is a... 655 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,200 A mortal sin. 656 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,560 It didn't take too much effort to discover 657 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,760 that the Dredges' local priest 658 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,000 was something of a tartar, a real stickler. 659 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,520 Mrs Dredge was attempting to cover up 660 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,520 her son's suicide as an accident 661 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,240 because otherwise, poor Alf would never lie 662 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,200 in consecrated ground next to her late husband. 663 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,480 More than that, 664 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,880 that, that bugger, Father Jessup, 665 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,920 he would have dug Alf up if he'd known. 666 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,320 And I'd always taken great succour from my spiritualism, 667 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,760 and I thought through Mr Sneed 668 00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,160 that I got in touch with Alf's spirit. 669 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,240 And then the notes started to arrive, 670 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,440 blackmail notes? 671 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:06,240 Yes. 672 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,320 It was obvious whoever sent them knew what had happened. 673 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,560 And then Sneed rang, confirming the next seance. 674 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,280 He made it very clear 675 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,960 that I would meet my blackmailer there 676 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,160 and that there would be revelations. 677 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,640 It was a very different atmosphere that time. 678 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,080 Everyone was guarded, tense. 679 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,760 And after Sneed's death, before the police arrived, 680 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,920 there was some kind of chat. 681 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:35,920 This is just my supposition, of course, 682 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,520 but I wonder if there wasn't a meeting of minds, 683 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,320 a realisation you were all in it together. 684 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,920 A realisation that Sneed was blackmailing you all. 685 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:50,800 I'm going to take a risk, 686 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,280 for I think perhaps that all of us here tonight 687 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,720 have something in common. 688 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,280 Is that not so? 689 00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,160 You mean we're all clients? 690 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:00,440 Clients of Mr Sneed? 691 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,200 Oh, poor Mr Sneed! 692 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,520 Rather more than that, I think. 693 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,560 The usual form was invitation by post. 694 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,480 This time, I received a telephone call. 695 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,640 I see I was not alone. 696 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,000 Everyone had had a letter, 697 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,720 a blackmail letter. 698 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,760 All except... 699 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,680 You. 700 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:28,840 You hadn't? 701 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,120 I hadn't. 702 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,480 I said we should all keep quiet, 703 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,240 not breathe a word to the police. 704 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,720 After all, if we were all being blackmailed- 705 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:38,800 Things could get rather 706 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:39,960 sticky with the peelers. 707 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,160 Sound advice, 708 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,040 though it has complicated matters somewhat. 709 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,000 Hey, you don't, you, 710 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,120 you don't think they all did it, do you? 711 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,240 I'm afraid that kind of thing only happens in novels, 712 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,400 Inspector. 713 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,800 No, the killer's aim was to obfuscate, 714 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,920 to cloud the crime with as many motives as possible 715 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,440 and then point the finger very specifically... 716 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,400 at Geraldine Hopper. 717 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,600 Fingerprints... 718 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:23,240 of a dead man. 719 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,920 Impossible, of course. 720 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,320 The killer knew that we'd very soon find 721 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,000 our way back to Geraldine, 722 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,280 daughter of a notorious executed Nazi. 723 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,120 She was to be put in the frame 724 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,720 and in good time, 725 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,000 for her to be hanged for it. 726 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,440 But who by? 727 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,080 Who was sitting directly opposite Harold Sneed? 728 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,000 Who had the requisite skills? 729 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,280 Who knew precisely who to invite to the seance 730 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,720 on that fatal night, 731 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,680 using the telephone for once? 732 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,240 I'm out of a job, 733 00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,200 aren't I? 734 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,080 Ayesha Jean-Baptiste learned a great deal 735 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,520 from that magician she assisted in the circus: 736 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,040 acrobatics, 737 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,520 high-wire walking, 738 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:19,920 and... 739 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,240 knife throwing. 740 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:28,520 Universal, never-ending peace and joy. 741 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,640 Oh, the connection is fading. 742 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,880 Oh, very fading. 743 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,600 Oh, less... 744 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,000 [smirks] Oh, well. 745 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:04,120 You can talk. 746 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,200 Of course I can bloody well talk. 747 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,360 But w-w-why pretend you can't? 748 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,480 She wasn't pretending. 749 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,680 Aphasia voluntaria. 750 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,120 Uh-huh. 751 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,920 It's a psychological term. 752 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,640 People who have suffered some trauma, 753 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,800 such as nearly perishing in a big top blaze, 754 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,400 use not speaking as a way of controlling their environment, 755 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,640 of having a measure of control. 756 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,120 Came in pretty useful, too, for the job, I imagine. 757 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,640 No one would suspect complicity. 758 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,280 I could stand silently in the shadows. 759 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,080 Overhearing everyone's secrets 760 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,760 in their private moments, 761 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,400 making sure Harold got to know them, 762 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,120 and how to use them. 763 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,320 What a clever old bugger he was. 764 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,160 You were more than just an employee, though, weren't you? 765 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,400 A tender touch, 766 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,720 brusquely befriended. 767 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,360 Could have been evidence of a lovers' tiff, 768 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,200 but rather more, I thought. Rather more. 769 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,200 Once upon a time, I loved him. 770 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,680 He took me in... 771 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,640 ...after my accident, 772 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:24,800 gave me a living, 773 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:26,960 encouraged me. 774 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,400 He even got me talking. 775 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,320 The first words I decided to utter were, 776 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:37,720 "I love you." 777 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,400 You did the voices of the dead? 778 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,880 The ones he couldn't get away with, yeah. 779 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,320 And the bird whistles. 780 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,360 Look, I know how all the tricks are done, Mr Book. 781 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,800 I'm better at it than he was 782 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,960 and I know where all the bodies are buried, 783 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,800 literally. 784 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,080 He was so sure of himself, 785 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,080 of his control of me, 786 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,120 it blinded him. 787 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,920 He didn't even notice that the list of patrons 788 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,320 to the last seance was rather a special one, 789 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,840 till he came out from behind that curtain. 790 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,280 All the people he was blackmailing? 791 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,520 Oh, no, 792 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,640 not all, sir. 793 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:18,520 Just the juiciest ones, only the prize pigeons. 794 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,400 I called them all up 795 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:22,800 in my best... 796 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,200 Harold Sneed voice. 797 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,320 Prize pigeons like Geraldine? 798 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:30,880 Everyone but 799 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:31,960 Geraldine. 800 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,480 Isn't that right, Ayesha? 801 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,040 What a story she had! 802 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,720 She told Sneed about it, you see, 803 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,680 when they were getting cozy. 804 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,320 Hmm, I wondered. 805 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,240 The new clothes, the new wigs. 806 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,040 Sneed's eye had wandered elsewhere. 807 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,120 His eye, 808 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,040 his hands, 809 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,040 his everything... 810 00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,160 he'd set his cap at Miss Hopper there. 811 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:02,200 I was to be thrown aside 812 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,040 like a dish rag. 813 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,200 He told me 814 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:09,520 in no uncertain terms that it was over. 815 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,200 Miss Mercer, 816 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,120 Miss Hopper, was to be his. 817 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,440 I would have to go. 818 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,400 Now, he didn't blackmail her, 819 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,640 but I knew her secret. 820 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,040 I know all about her father. 821 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,560 No, I knew nothing of this. 822 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,200 Nothing, you must believe me. 823 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,400 My God, you would have let me hang. 824 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,480 Aw, 825 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,520 read about the Relic's here at the museum, too. 826 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,200 What could be more fitting than for my dearest Harold 827 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,680 to be murdered by her father's ghost? 828 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:44,720 Very neat. 829 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,800 Two birds killed with one stone. 830 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,120 Ayesha Jean-Baptiste, 831 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,040 I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder. 832 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,920 Oh, hell's bells! 833 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,240 You can do a lot of damage with this peashooter. 834 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:18,840 Remember, 835 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,200 it was a lady's gun that did for Lincoln. 836 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,320 It's not loaded. 837 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,160 Will it be loaded? 838 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,960 Ah! 839 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,080 Morris! 840 00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,840 It's this way, sir. 841 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,120 Hurry up. 842 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,080 Well, I think Mr Kendall might have redeemed himself, 843 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,200 Inspector. 844 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,320 Don't you think? 845 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,280 Well, I've decided. 846 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,400 Once me money comes in, I'm going into trade. 847 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,120 Mr Basehart here has done me the honour of... 848 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,200 Oh! 849 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,520 ...asking me to run a newsagent's with him. 850 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,000 Oh, how nice. 851 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,680 I've always had a hankering to run a little shop. 852 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,160 So we're going to pool our resources. 853 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,360 Just hope it's the right thing to do at my time of life. 854 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,320 Oh, you'll be marvellous, Ada. 855 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,560 Won't she be marvellous? 856 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:05,040 I have no doubt. 857 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,760 So we'll be neighbours, Mr Book. 858 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:08,920 Oh, yes? 859 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,640 Mm. Thanks again, for everything. 860 00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:12,760 - Yes. - Not at all. 861 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,120 Thank you, and sorry for... 862 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,880 ...well, you know, all the fuss. 863 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,640 Don't give it a second thought. 864 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:20,720 I just, 865 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,000 well, I, I just hope 866 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,120 my Alf can rest in peace now. 867 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:26,680 Yes, indeed. 868 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,400 Cheerio. 869 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,480 Cheerio. 870 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:36,920 Nora. 871 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,600 Very good work with that accounts clue. 872 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,960 Oh, ta. 873 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,920 Looks like I am useful after all, then. 874 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,120 Occasionally. 875 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,800 I should really give you some sort of bonus. 876 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:52,320 A Chelsea bun, packet of sherbet. 877 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,560 Mrs Dredge and Mr Baseheart 878 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,840 are opening a newsagent. 879 00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:58,720 Oh, 880 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,240 I was hoping for a fruit and veg shop. 881 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,040 Did I mention I've never even had a b-- 882 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,080 Don't make yourself sick 883 00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,680 and go easy on your Uncle Yusuf, too. 884 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,440 Just give him time, all right? 885 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,120 Good grief, what a tale! 886 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,520 You had rather a lucky escape, 887 00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:56,640 I think, Colonel. 888 00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:58,520 - Reggie, please. - Reggie. 889 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,120 What do you mean? 890 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,200 Well, I hope there aren't any skeletons 891 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,640 lurking in your cupboard. 892 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:09,200 Let's talk about something nicer. 893 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,000 Yes, let's. 894 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,320 You. 895 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000 Me? 896 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:15,520 Tell me about you. 897 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,280 Oh, what's to tell? 898 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:21,000 Um, my Christian name is awful. 899 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:22,280 It's a funny name. 900 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,800 So everybody calls me Trottie. 901 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,800 I have a shop in Archangel Lane. 902 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,360 - Archangel what? - Off Charing Cross, 903 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,560 Strotford Selections. 904 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,720 Selections of what? 905 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:32,800 Wallpaper. 906 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:34,680 Oh! 907 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,360 Strotford! 908 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,040 Is that the awful name? 909 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,120 It is. 910 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,400 Well, perhaps I should call you Awful. 911 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,440 Are you awful? 912 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:43,920 Occasionally. 913 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,640 I was rather hoping you'd say that. 914 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:50,640 How long have you been married? 915 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,400 Hmm, ten years. 916 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,240 It was during the Spanish Civil War, in fact. 917 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,040 You intrigue me. 918 00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:05,440 You have secrets? 919 00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,320 We all have secrets. 920 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,240 You can rely on my discretion. 921 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,880 Can I? 922 00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:18,200 You'll forgive me, but, uh, I scarcely know you. 923 00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,120 Well, that's the point of taking tea together, isn't it? 924 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,880 The most British way there is of getting to know someone. 925 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:26,960 I suppose so. 926 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,000 So the question is, Mrs Book... 927 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:31,920 Yes? 928 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,040 One lump or two? 929 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,240 Oh. 930 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,480 Surprised? 931 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:28,640 No, no. 932 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:32,560 I know how you people like to rotate personnel, like crops. 933 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:34,960 In fact, your whole department 934 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,920 has a whiff of the 18th century. 935 00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:39,920 Wasn't that known as the Age of Enlightenment? 936 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:41,840 Speaking of which, can you do it? 937 00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:43,120 Can you get us in? 938 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,320 Us? 939 00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:45,680 Me and the boy. 940 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:49,160 Oh, yes. Yes, of course, the prodigal grandson. 941 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:50,240 Well? 942 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:54,160 You know, these things are terribly difficult. 943 00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:56,440 I've inherited a very full diary. 944 00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,640 Can you get us into Germany? 945 00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:00,320 After all, 946 00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,120 you lot started all this, didn't you? 947 00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,160 Well, 948 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,440 we still have to dot the I's and cross the T's, 949 00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:20,520 but yes, there's a way. 950 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:22,600 Thank you. 951 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,800 Of course, there's no such thing as a free lunch. 952 00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:31,240 Shall we?